Variation on a W.S. Gilbert libretto
Sugar Lips ~ Philip Brent Harris
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I am the very model of modern mogul criminal.
I will tell you lies, smiling while I screw you, with intent inimical.
I’ve stolen from everyone I’ve known; critics call me delusional
I babble nonsense when I speak, I am terribly confusional.
My enemies say I’m mad or at least neurasthenial.
I just say I have a bride who snuck in from Estonial.
Russia hoax, convicted chums and cronies, I’ll tweet that it’s all fake news.
Wapo and the NYT, too stupid for my brillian views.
I brag without chagrin about my sexual proclivities.
My stormy cockwobbleness informs all of my activities.
In short in matters sexual, corruptible and clinical
I am the very model of modern mogul criminal.
With my best words I’ll tell you of our history revolutionary,
Better words than anyone although wrong and divisionary
I’m bigly, huge in all my deeds, though I am misunacountable.
I tickle all solutions, both the impossible and insurmountable
And tackle nasty women who all find my strength is ominous.
I take anything or anyone I want and never keep my promises.
I sign orders executive with my Sharpie and a flourish
l will admire my reflection while I hear the whole world perish.
I can veto any bill I want; my regime is that uncrushable
Ignore the media and the naysayers, they are so flushable.
In short in matters sexual, corruptible and clinical
I am the very model of modern mogul criminal.
You will never live a life as glorious as me.
A foreign bride and boss to support my extended family.
I keep out the Mexicans, the Muslims and put tariffs on the Asians
I’ll vilify you, cage your kids and I have only just begun.
I’m bigger. Huge, Than anyone. A stable genius. You will see.
My tremendous mind. Could you remember. Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
Forget the hundred-thousands dead, the systemic racism, Not true.
There will be more but you don’t care; I said it cannot happen to you
I ignored the virus. pushed bizarre cures, Hold that sneeze.
I was assured that it would only kill my political enemies.
In short in matters sexual, corruptible and clinical
I am the very model of modern mogul criminal.
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Peace is Purpose, Nonviolence is Strength, Diversity is Unity, Empathy is Empowerment
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VOTE, November 3, 2020!
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